Cute accent, jokes, on point service.... What did you want? Oh, scotch? Well, well, I just happen to really know my stuff when it comes to the liquids.
Yes, I want to show you and your mates a GREAT time. Yes, I am totally overqualified and super professional. Yes, you are going to be calling me to bring the party for all your future shindigs and shenanigans.
Can you please take a better picture of me for my profile!?